This movie is about a young woman coping with the death of her mom by bikini sunbathing and making out with boys. This strategy seems to work until her dad decides to get engaged to Elizabeth Banks. When the girl tries to warn her father that Elizabeth Banks got impregnated by "JD" on Scrubs and then made a porno with Seth Rogan, her dad doesn't believe her. She tells him to google "Elizabeth Banks" on the Internet, to which dad calmly replies, "What's the Internet?" Elizabeth Banks overhears this entire conversation from her scary close-up in the next room and decides to use the power of movie magic to turn the young woman's milk black. This scares the young woman so much, that Ms. Banks decides to make the black milk come out of a keyhole and finally the young woman's own nose. (Spoiler alert) In the final scene the young woman runs out into the foggy woods to scream, giving Elizabeth Banks the perfect opportunity to lock all of the doors and windows. Now, the young woman has no choice but to press her silhouette up against every window of the house while Ms. Banks and the dad refuse to "invite" her to watch reruns of Scrubs. As you can see, this movie has the right formula for a modern horror blockbuster.
Disclaimer: Brendan Blowers has not seen this movie. All commentary is pure assumption based off of his limited resources.
