What do you get when you film the equivalent of eating an entire psychodelic mushroom pizza after midnight then trying to sleep on the rotating bed from Austin Powers? Why, the movie PUSH of course! I have a feeling this movie makes Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind seem like paint by numbers stuff. A sci-fi adventure through my small intenstine would have less twists and turns than this murky bit of movie muck. Will Dakota Fanning's grossly accelerated tween sexuality save the world from an evil government plot? I don't want to find out.
Disclaimer: Brendan Blowers has not seen this movie. All commentary is pure assumption based off of his limited resources.
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