Monday, January 26, 2009

Critique of PAUL BLART: MALL COP


The only thing you need to know about this movie is that it has a winning comedic combination; a fat man and a segway. And when Kevin James as "Blart" isn't riding a segway through the mall, it appears he is falling down and/or sliding on the ground. I guarantee the more times Kevin James' flab slaps the squeeky, shiny mall floor, the better this movie will be. And judging by the previews...this has the potential of being a VERY good movie. I could watch 90 minutes of Kevin James just slamming into the storefront window of a Brookstone and consider it worth the price of admission. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" appears to have falling-down humour thoroughly covered-plus sweet segway action. So, don't walk; instead run, stumble and fall to this movie immediatley. Unless of course you own a segway-than take that.


Disclaimer: Brendan Blowers has not seen this movie. All commentary is pure assumption based off of his limited resources.

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